Well, how about we get panda bears and we have them dance around with us? [grins and points his index fingers at the camera], The Park County School Board has approved a bigger budget for the computer lab up-. Right. “Oculus Customer Service, This is Steve.” The folks over at Oculus have a great sense of humor. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Dude, Stan, you all right? Cuuute. [sets the pizza down on the table and leaves]. Wait, I've got it. Season 8 E 11 • 11/17/2004. We didn't think it was great before. Boys, I want to congratulate you on what is perhaps the finest piece of student television I've ever seen. [pops a VHS tape into the player and the video starts], [on tape, as the name of the show is displayed] Animals Close-Up With A Wide Angle Lens. Come on, doesn't anybody have any show ideas? Stan, sleeping on the floor, wakes up and looks around], You guys. The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings. [turns off the camera]>, All right, nice reporting, guys. [a shot of a coffin being lowered into its plot] It's the report you can't afford to miss! Apparently it doesn't matter how hard you work. South Park: The Stick of Truth is a single-player Role-playing game (RPG) based on the characters and universe of the Comedy Central television network's South Park animated series. ", [The flashback ends] Ah whatever, Kenny! [at a different, flashier desk] Eric, sources are speculating that third-grade student, Pete Thelman [his picture is shown], pees sitting down like a girl. [puts the tape into the player and more close-up footage of animals is shown]. Bebe You have to learn now how important ratings are! [Stan's eyes have glazed over and he looks stupefied. Quest was knowledgeable, hands-on, transparent, flexible, and ready to move ahead quickly. We have to make due with the entertainingly absurd and easily digested South Park, as opposed to the genius bits of South Park. Token! This a b-b-bastardized quest for ratings! 12 июл 2019 South Park - 811 - Quest for Ratings (MTV, Rus, Eng) Антон Комаров [hops off his chair and goes to a table, on which sits the Sunday Funnies] I always get good ideas from the funnies. Boys, I want to congratulate you on what is perhaps the finest piece of student television I've ever seen. I'm gonna have to give you all F's in Extracurricular AV Class. Fellas, are you sure all of this ie eh- ethical? The boys are now asleep. S08E13 Cartman's Incredible Gift . [dismayed] This isn't the news, this is a tr-tr-tr... travesty. [Craig enters to cheers from the other kids in the restaurant and waves back to them. [catches up to Kenny] Kenny, what the hell are you doing with this asshole?? It's what the students want, and it's cheaper to make than your show. [it's the footage from their own visit to the pharmacist for the medicine] Sexy Action School News reported the pharmacist to the South Park police, and he was immediately arrested! The follow-up to 2014’s South Park: ... but many of the missions feel reliant on the battle system over a funny script to piece it all together. I read 'em all the time! Half the school is high on cough medicine! From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. The quest for the Snyder Cut continues. Uh about thirty minutes ago I thought I saw Sigourney Weaver, but ih ih turn- it turns out it was a dead horse. "Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens". No! [a shot of the hallways from the entrance. - GetYarn.io now. We worked too hard to just roll over for Craig and his stupid overall deal. We're just giving them what they want. South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for Comedy Central.The series revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their exploits in and around the titular Colorado town. Uhwhy I could say I saw celebrities even though I didn't, a-a-and then lie about what I saw them doing. Then there's the maximum-strength Cortitussin Cough and Cold, but of course, that's only if you. Just one person and a video camera. [brings out the first package] Theradryl DM. South Park: The Stick of Truth is a tremendous effort, and quite possibly the best work the studio has ever done. We're just giving them what they want. [a splashy logo appears with a small explosion behind the logo, then a female silhouette walking across the screen behind the words]. Enjoy your day at South Park Eh- ...eh- ...eh- ...eh- [lilts]> ehehehehe [normal] eh- ...Elementary. I read 'em all the time! The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings. I didn't come up with anything. We don't even know what ethical means. I'm afraid it's worse than that, boys. Next, a tunnel with blue light, which ends up at a performance of some sort, a time-lapse shot of rolling clouds, another Mandelbrot animation, a running shot of a meadow, then a wide-angle view of the boys], [with altered voice] Stan? So kids, get a lot of playing in before you get grounded. Butters Calminex? [reaches down and gets his tablet] Here it is! The vice-President, Dick Cheney, was in Denver yesterday, and I got an interview with him for our news show. I need it to pass fourth grade! 24 TICK TOCK(Heard only in "The Snuke".) They're like half crab, half people, and they live below the ground. Take a look. Stan begins to pace the floor again] How about we do a show with us... ughhh. Super cuuute. The movie is basically "Death" made for feature length. [a skull and crossbones appear and a scream is heard. Season 8 Ep 11 11/17/2004. Token! Yeah! I wrote down... all the lyrics to the Happy Days theme song. I'll tell on you! The cough companies claim they don't intend for their product to be used by kids to get high! Cartman takes off his glasses.] Oh, it's brilliant! Stan paces the floor.]. We sure worked hard on that new show. A pulsating logo appears]. Yeah, Jimmy's right. Episode guide, trailer, review, preview, cast list and where to stream it on demand, on catch up and download. S08E07 Goobacks . Eric, the outfits are even skimpier than before, leaving very little to the imagination. Guys? Is South Park about to explode from a methane gas leak? Frankly, Jimmy, I don't know how we're gonna fit that in between cheerleader pie-eating and Who's got Skidmark Monday. Cows are on a six and O slide since Kelly's father left for that business trip. Get out there and get some stories! Oh yes, Craig. I'm just pulling your legs. [the boys are roused]. You know what we should do? We should read the funnies! Well our integrity is jeopardized! All right, boys, I'll just need your parents' permission. [Sees that Token isn't following] Token, all the great African-Americans newspeople have learned to hide their ebonic tribespeak with a more pure Caucasian dialect. The picture itself takes on a blue hue] And now here's Rick Cartman! We're not in the mood. No, Jimmy, the school is already dumb. Look, you guys, if Craig can do it, we can do it! Hello, I'm Rick Cartman. Let's run naked through the street! Right. The 2nd part of the Battle of The Fans trilogy. Cartman Stupid news hair! "Quest for Ratings" is the eleventh episode in the eighth season of the American animated television series South Park. [cracks up with laughter, then holds up a finger] One testicle! Mr. Meryl • Now, come on, guys! Parent-teacher conferences will be held this Wednesday night, from seven to nine. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mona Marshall. Kyle puts his hands behind his back] This surveillance footage shows a group of troubled kids getting all the smack they want from a pharmacist! I know we can come up with way better ideas than Craig. Oh yeah, sure, you're just buyin' that for your bad coughs, right? Quest for Ratings is episode 11 of season 8 of South Park. The Final Adjusted numbers are what we use for all our Renew/Cancellation Tables, Full Season Tables, Ratings Scorecards etc . Cartman has his feet up on the table. 1k south park cartman eric cartman butters Butters Stotch quest for ratings [Reporting from the sidewalk in front of the school, Butters.]. Share. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. An announcer introduces the news over some action-type music. That's the spirit! Boys, first of all, I want to tell you how impressed I am with your ability to get more ratings. They take way too much cough medicine because they say it makes them see things in their heads. Enjoy your day at South Park Eh-Eh-Eh-Eh-. And now, [dramatic fanfare] Time for the Sexy Action School News!! Everyone get your hair looking as fantastic as possible. We should all take a bunch of cough medicine! Y-y-you should be proud of what you've done. That's the spirit! Nice. I know we can come up with way better ideas than Craig. Bebe takes a sip from a bottle of cough medicine, gives it to Red to sip, then notices something in the air vent under the ceiling]. Uh, squiggly line, circle. But first, Stan Marsh has a look at some new outfits for the Raisins girls! Watch the full episode online. Most other kids hate him. [steps into view in front of Cartman, who has his arms crossed] So where are students getting all this cough medicine?? Kyle, Token, and Cartman stand around with goofy grins on their faces doing nothing. Apparently it doesn't matter how hard you work. Oh, looks like somebody else is doin' a little partyin' tonight. [strokes his chin] I think I know why Craig's show gets such great ratings! Damnit, we have a journalistic responsibliltiy to bring students the fa... the facts! But one look at the packaging tells otherwise. I'm sorry, what were we talking about? We took a bunch of cough medicine to come up with ideas for our show. You have to learn now how important ratings are! Yeah. I'm Jimmy Valmer. The boys are seated at the table once again, sitting in silence], This sucks. I'm Jimmy Valmer. [turns back to the table] Gah, I just don't get it. Maybe the problem is we don't have very good stories to report on. And now. Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens • priporoči | objavi. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. [serious pose] ...Hard-hitting reporting, Stan. We're hopelessly stuck, completely out of ideas. Kyle Broflovski now joins us for a look at sports. Kenny The boys whistle back, but slowly and flatly] There you go! [deeper, whiter voice] No tornadoes, Eric, but interestingly enough, there is a low-pressure storm moving in over the Park County Valley. List of all South Park episodes "Quest for Ratings" is the eleventh episode of Season Eight, and the 122nd overall episode of South Park. Stan Now that's traditionally a uh, a white meat chicken... breast, if you will, that has been breaded, and then cooked. We're dumbing down the school! Now, come on, guys! I wrote something down. It hurts my head. Yeah! South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. And now, Super School News. [whistles some more, then stops. south park Quest for Ratings. And now. Craig Get out there and get some stories! On me! I don't wanna keep havin' to come up with ideas for shows all the time. Oh yeah, Panda Bear Madness! They take way too much cough medicine because they say it makes them see things in their heads. 0. dule82. Uh sorry, kids. They were ahead in the game until Kelly Anderson crying because she missed her daddy, who's on a business trip in Thailand. Not only did you get all the students and myself off of couch medicine, but you got a 22 in the ratings! Fuck off, Whistlin' Willy. [they quickly write their ideas down in their tablets], [Stan then sees an imploding building, then some dancing African women, an explosion in another building, a zoom-pan shot of an African dancer. stalna povezava. Maybe if we can get higher ratings by the end of the week, he'll let us stay on the air! This isn't the news! We've also got confirmation that Sally Turner [her picture is shown] stuffs her bra. P- Principal Victoria, can you explain how your administration fuh-failed to see this p-p-pro-o-o... p-p-problem. And that's all for Super School News. Taking place and inspired by South Park's season 22 episode "The Problem With a Poo". [yawns loudly] Aww! Token Available October 17 on PS4 (version tested), Xbox One and PC. Does this mean we're still gonna get cancelled? Your rating was only a four this whole week. Kids wanna see animals, close-up, with a wide angle lens. [hugs Butters], Yes, but unfortunately, you got crushed in the ratings by Craig's new show. Super School News sounds dry. Quest For Ratings 18 22 MINS This award-winning adult-oriented animated series features the misadventures of four foul-mouthed, troublemaking young boys in … Directed by Trey Parker. Komentarji • 0. če želiš komentirati, se prijavi. Here's Token Black with the weather. The price of milk money will go up next Monday to 49 cents. Cartman got a total character make-over for this last scene… Bonus Factoids. [appears as a blob with echoing voice] Stan, are you getting good ideas? It appears that the ratings for your show are down significantly. Clyde walks up and takes the tape from Craig], [excitedly runs towards the video wall] Put it, put it up on the, monitors! That Craig is a freakin' genius, I tell ya. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become…cool.brbrArm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies, and other forces of evil. Yes. I don't have any ideas yet. It's boring. I need it to pass fourth grade! Get to it! [a shot of Bebe and Red in the restroom. [enunciates each word as he writes it] Lie about celebrities. I remember when we all made an oath to each other, way back when started playing news reporter, that we would never let anything jeopardize our integrity! All right, we all need to come up with ideas for our show. [in front of a weather map] Jimmy and Eric, it looks like a massive snow storm is headed South Park's way. And now, let's get a look at the celebrity scene shot, with Butters. 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