Thanks. Just bury him for good so we can get one less cancer in the world . The fanbase and the thousands of fanfics that followed were pretty much the nail in the coffin. (Fun fact: Marsden’s literally performed this very role before in 2011’s Hop in which he befriends a quippy CGI Easter Bunny-in-training voiced by Russell Brand. A decent joke, but still a joke. Sonic died on my birthday . The Official Sonic.EXE Game. Ugly Sonic ran so Sonic The Hedgehog (2020) could walk. Especially when you have to play those good games with a s***ty tablet controller than might aswell be your dinnerplate. “I had a dream the same night”, Sega CEO Haruki Satomi gave in a statement shortly after the news broke. A winged Sonic appeared, we played some games together before he suddenly vanished. Did you really have to post twice on this? Farts while wearing a towel after having a shower, Makes jokes about Amazon, Uber, Olive Garden, Opens with a ‘you’re probably wondering how I wound up in this situation’ monologue. Regenerated. Guys! The relative shapelessness of the narrative threw us, but I think the deep despair of the film, and the journey of Nicolas Cage's paramedic, Frank Pierce, didn't really sit well with us, either. Third, he saves and kills people in his game, which shouldn't happen if … The news follows several years of shaky health for the blue blur. refers to a scene from the trailer for the 2020 film Sonic the Hedgehog in which character Tom Wachowski wonders how the main protagonist Sonic the Hedgehog managed to stay alive. Thanks. Can’t get much more specific since Sega made us sign a disclosure agreement. No. Meanwhile, progress on the anticipated but controversial Sonic the Hedgehog film is expected to continue unabated, with Dominique “SonicFox” McLean assuming the titular character’s role. Let’s not get started on his fans; they are even worse (still have nightmares of those sonic high school fan fictions.) It’s one of the shittier trends in cinema post-MCU, and has failed more than succeeded (hello ‘Dark Universe’). Plus he has a movie coming out and another game. Topics this week include, the recent Summer NAMM show in Austin TX, the demise of analog tape and associated plug-ins aiming to recapture … Sure, at best Sonic The Hedgehog feels like it was written by an AI fed 20 years of pop culture references and Sonic games. . She has something to tell you about the tooth fairy.”, ~Anime Mary about us page, revealing it’s all Satire. If irony-drenched nihilism is your thing, Carrey’s portrayal of Sonic’s number one foe is worth the admission price alone. I hope this is not real, Dont worry its just poking fun on how the games have been getting worse. For the love of Sega read the about us page. If any of this is a surprise to you, I recommend speaking to your mother. Yes I get it, his history has gotten worse, yes neat story, but it’s just a shame that you spammed it across the internet. She has something to tell you about the tooth fairy.”. In 2010, Sonic took up driving a car in order to keep up with his fellow peers in his franchise during a racing event. I mean I watched him die when they flew him in to San Fran. Ever since Ryan Reynolds’ second on-screen portrayal of the merc with the mouth (I see you X-Men Origins: Wolverine) made bank, there’s been a distinct trend to abandon any semblance of character development in exchange for quippy, fourth wall breaking characters to tell you how it do be like sometimes (see also: Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey, Ryan Reynolds in Detective Pikachu). Should I just avoid these awesome grenades or what (maybe called bombs actually). In short: this is Deadpool’s world and we’re just living in it, baby! Is. Mickey is almost like a title, an ideal, a virtue. For Sonic Mania on the PlayStation 4, a GameFAQs message board topic titled "The Sonic community really is dead on this website". HE CAN’T DIE HE IS THE PERSON THAT FEEL HAPPY INSIDE OF ME I PLAYED HIS GAMES OVER AND OVER AGAIN . Online, a two-panel memeformat based on the scene gained popularity following the trailer release. The dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen all day. Xenor Krell: Vaporized by the Ultragem; Kalus: Broken apart by Sonic. It wasn’t as slow of a death as his game series has been for almost 2 decades, but at least his fanbase will get his final movie before going back to those terrible fanfics. HE BATTLED EGGMAN, ALIENS, DARK GAIA AND HIS MONSTERS, RIVALS, HE IS THE FASTEST THING ALIVE AND IS STILL HAVE A THINGS THAT CAN BE/AND DO. Or I’m just a bit annoyed with all the people who keep assuming it’s real? I was starting my overnight ICU shift when they flew him in. Quit trying to spread rumors and make up conspiracy theories. Samantha. FireFox NVDA users - To access the following content, press 'M' to enter the iFrame. His performance borders on, but never truly reaches the heights of, ‘Tom Hardy eating live lobster from a restaurant’s fish tank in Venom’ levels of insanity - but I’ll take it! I hope your fake article doesn’t go viral. Sonic isn’t dead because we still play his games. In conclusion, Anime Maru is fake anime news. (U ARE STILL IN MY SOUL SONIC AND ALL SONIC FANS TO). It was revealed that Sonic had been struggling with health issues since the early 2000’s. This will be musc more sad if it was true. Her hairstyle was wavy and held back with a blue hair band. First it was Luigi, now it’s Sonic. Sonic TALK 054 - Tape Really Is Dead from SONIC TALK Podcasts on Podchaser, aired Wednesday, 1st August 2007. Absolutely no reason to keep telling people The best part is the people that keep taking it seriously, not the ones explaining the joke by copy and pasting the about page. The film never strays from its ‘is this a Funny Or Die April Fools trailer starring Jim Carrey?’ fever dream vibe. They all followed suit once the first Mickey died in the 50s, R.I.P. This can’t be true sonic the hedgehog is my character of all time I love his tv shows and the games all time if this true I will be very sad and crying about! WHEN EXACTLY did he die? shadowxcreamftw i watched all the sonic x episodes btw. What ACTUAL SICKNESS did he die from? As Dr. Robotnik, Carrey has not been this wild for the night in a kids’ film since The Grinch. Maria was described as overall frail in appearance. This, is BREAKING news. Beloved video game character and pop culture icon, Sonic the Hedgehog, recently passed away this week while undergoing a dangerous medical procedure to extend his lifespan. You gotta be joking. Sonic is not fucking real His health continued to worsen to the point where doctors were forced to put Sonic on life support. Despite some successes, Sonic’s professional career began to suffer as well. It’s time for Sega to retire the mascot. Besides over-flossing, the biggest cardinal sin Sonic breaks is a focus on a presumed and eventual cinematic universe rather than making a film. The result was as though a disinterested sketch artist decided on key words like “blue”, “fur”, “weird little human teeth” and went buckwild. The news comes as a tragic shock after the holidays with many gamers, fans, and non-fans alike joined in the mourning of Sonic’s passing. If any of this is a surprise to you, I recommend speaking to your mother. I PLAYED AS HIM IN SMASH BROS AND WE WIN EVERY TIME AND WE HAVE 250 WINS. Sega made several attempts over the years to maintain Sonic’s status as a top icon such as a feature in a medieval title, infusing him with a werewolf, and pitting him in a battle against intergalactic foes, most of which failed to change course for the hedgehog. Early on in the production process, the filmmakers behind Sonic The Hedgehog famously decided that rather than create a 1:1 screen-worthy translation of the instantly recognisable blue speedster and then just add some ‘realistic’ furry texture (Detective Pikachu style), they would be conjuring up their own design. 5 years ago. One day he runs so fast he causes a mass power outage, so Jim Carrey’s machine loving evil genius Dr Robotnik is tasked by the government to hunt him down for reasons I either a) can not remember or b) was never shown so then Sonic teams up with Tom, a nice guy cop played by a distractingly fake-tanned, mentally-barely present James Marsden. He really, REALLY lost his luster after SA2. . We can’t say for sure. Was working my overnight shift at the hospital when they flew him in, and let me tell you… it was a frickin mad house that evening. Dead Cells may have launched via early access all the way back in 2017, but developer Motion Twin is far from done working on the title. That thing, your dark soul. Around that time, Sonic had begun to lose stamina and coworkers noted that he began to display depressive symptoms. Doctors attest that he was suffering from an existential crisis so severe it had begun to affect his vitality. This could lead on to a new game that involves sonics death, True? Where’s the integrity? He leido cosas abdurdas pero esto ya es otro nivel, se han flipado mucho, sonic no ests muerto y no morirá, tendra sus rachas malas pero sigue siendo el erizo azul que nos enseño que se le puede bajar de su trono a Super Mario, y por todos sus juegos, su increible musica y su universo y su fandom que deguira viviendo en el pasado, el presente y en el futuro, asi que por favor, no os burleis de una franquicia que hace lo que puede por contentar a sus fans como puede. To all these people who are taking this article literally, please refresh yourselves on literary devices. Long live Sonic The Hedgehog. IMO its been a while since a really good Sonic game. If Eggman was smart enough to make something that advanced, he'd have beaten Sonic by now. A film like this has two choices. It also inderectely showed that Sonic died without telling the reader immediately, which was a cunning detail on Mary’s part. He died in Sonic The Hedgehog 2006 and got recarnated by the chaos emeralds. This isn’t real because Sonic is a game.Games don’t die unless people don’t play them or their not seen. Does he resemble his video game counterpart? This is the reason why he was made stronger and faster than Sonic the Hedgehog. If any of this is a surprise to you, I recommend speaking to your mother. Despite the stakes, Sonic, now in a vegetative state, was opted into the operation at the behest of Sega. Enter your email address to subscribe and our team of Nigerian princes will deliver the freshest anime news straight to your inbox! You’re asking if the reported death of a fictional anthropomorphic hedgehog is “true?”. I hope there will be more like this. She was a normal, youthful and slim human girl, who was about two heads taller than Shadow. I do not understand how some people actually believe this is real. shadowxcreamftw yeah amy's imagination on sonic x episode 9 not real and sonic's not dead he's alive and well right now. Are yall retarded or what? acording to sonic wikia eggman was killed by his nephew with the Ultimate Annihilator. This is a troll right? I wouldnt say sonic is dead, rather that one of his legs are broken. Great work Anime Maru! I'd really appreciate if someone could tell me what's wrong and if there's a simple fix. The reason why SEGA and Sonic is dead now is simple. He did not go down peacefully. Terrible at sarcasm? He was 27 years old. Does it matter? What surprised me the most, playing through the original Sonic The Hedgehog again was how different Sonic was from how he was always externally projected. Sonic now lives hidden in the quiet Middle American town of Green Hills. Yes. Site. Local stations were all over it but the larger ones didn’t care. She has something to tell you about the tooth fairy.“. Thats my birthday. Which is why I take extreme umbrage with Fowler’s tweet: His breakneck reaction to the online clapback is a coward’s response. Hilarity also ensued.). any idea as to whether he really is dead? (Assuming the above commenter was also you?). Didn’t help that Sega’s legal team was stuffed in there making us sign crap.He did NOT depart peacefully, unfortunately. If the companies find out what really works for Sonic and they stick with the gameplay style I think Sonic franchies would be safe, if Sonic Mania and Sonic Forces live up to it's hype Now I want to hear your opinion on why Sonic should or shouldn't die, the types of gameplay styles Sonic should stick with and what would prevent Sonic from making the same mistake. Which brings us to the handling of the title character, voiced by Parks and Recreation’s Ben Schwartz. She had neck-long and voluminous dark blond hair, light skin, large blue eyes, and pink lips. Just like turbo did in wreck it Ralph 1 spoiler alert but I thought it should be known. Where’s your supporting details? Second, he has memories and emotions. Sega just couldn’t read the signs. Beloved video game character and pop culture icon, Sonic the Hedgehog, recently passed away this week while undergoing a dangerous medical procedure to extend his lifespan. The game runs perfectly fine until i throw a sonic pulse grenade then once it explodes all hell breaks loose, my frame rate goes way down and the lag is unbearable, after a while it starts to return to normal. If he died, then WHERE did he die? In conclusion, Anime Maru is fake anime news. First off, he's fucking immortal, so of course he isn't dead. I don’t get what’s happening at all, I’ve been a Huge Sonic Fan since I was 2 and I’m not sure what their saying what do you mean he died he’s not a real character in real life, someone explain this to me please!!! But secondly, and more importantly, this wouldn’t even change anything because Sonic is a fictional character, he can still make tons of video game appearances. Despite still claiming to be the fastest thing alive, Sonic lost a race to Danica Patrick only a few short years into his racing career. F****ing stupid? Anime Maru is not real. Sonic’s still as alive as ever. Can recommend.). During the past.. i don’t know about my belief if he is truly passed away.. if yes imma cry if no.. im ok and relief.. To be honest mine is no for me if it’s true. There hasn’t been a critically-acclaimed or commercially successful Sonic video game title for over a decade, so actual children *aren’t* technically the core demo for this film. I don’t understand. Why the quality of the games took a nose dive, or… Okay, I’m going to assume it’s the former and write my answer around that. Worse, the original Japanese designers who created Sonic were reportedly not ‘super into’ Tinsel Town’s treatment of their spiky First Son. Designed by Sega to be a rival mascot to their main competitor (at the time) Nintendo’s Mario, Sonic is truly all of the cringiest traits of the 90s extreme ‘Cowabunga, Don’t Have A Cow-ness’ rolled into one character. sonic may be the fastest thing alive but he may never outrun death itself. Hand it over. A few weeks ago, Sonic’s health crossed a point of no return. Well, first let’s explore the plot: Sonic is an alien who's been sent to Earth and has to hide the fact he can run fast because a dying owl who raised him on his home planet told him so (?). Post was not sent - check your email addresses! To top it off, there are a number of performance optimisations made to the game's engine to help the gameplay experience feel that little bit smoother. I mean I was at the ICU when they flew him in. Sometimes he yells. What are your thoughts about this? Jokes. yes, they are killing off Sonic… Nothing on this site should be interpreted as factual nor as a claim to fact. Im a really big fan of sonic since i was young and then I saw the date of this it said January 3rd. How Are You Not Dead? Hilarity ensues. You’re fucking stupid if you think people think this is real. Grow up. Yet we still get a Sonic Forces sequel and no Mania 2…at this point you’d think SEGA is purposefully ignoring their fans, Why is he dead or is it a way for making a new game secretly and it involves sonics death and something like that, This is gonna maybe lead to a new game that involves sonics death, Sonic is like rock and roll HE CAN NEVER DIE After being warped via a gold ring (hey kids, remember those? Also, “Ok, for liability reasons, I have to come clean. 1 Staff 2 Story 3 Trivia 4 Timeline Script: Nigel Kitching and Richard Rayner Art: Mick McMahon Lettering: Ellie de Ville In Castle Frank N. Stein, Chuck D. Head is checking to see if he has a cold. What, still here? In May 2019, the trailer was released online and within moments the web erupted with unanimous, seismic furor at the reveal of the titular hedgehog’s debut IRL lewk. Sonic loves rings!) Eh? So was it all really worth getting so worked up about in the first place? Dead! Anime Maru is not real. During the original drafts, Infinite was originally called \"Zero\". At once, it’s an extremely predictable, easily forgettable paint-by-numbers odd couple/buddy cop/roadtrip number that simultaneously borders on ‘wow, this is so batshit it’s good!’. In addition to the ‘can I copy your homework’ attempt at a Marvel Studios-esque Sega studio logo (I don’t think we’ll be seeing a Shenmue film anytime soon, sorry folks) not one but TWO mid-credit scenes attempt to assure you that we haven’t seen the end of Sonic and his wacky cinematic adventures yet. Stop spamming the page. Yo wassup my peeps! He’s poking fun at how the Sonic franchise has been losing steam over the years. It’s disgusting man, this is purely disgusting, one of the most disgusting and viral articles I’ve seen all year! And really, even though there's a big demand for Sonic to use moves from Sonic Battle, how iconic is that game really? What is this person on? That being said, maybe we can move past Sonic now. Looked real enough to me when he was convulsing and the other nurses dragging Tails out of the room. This is it. It should be 90s kids, going by when Sonic had his biggest cultural impact.A Sonic The Hedgehog movie would have been a great idea 20 years ago. It felt so real that if anyone didn’t know who Sonic was, they’d think someone or something probably did die. Sonic.EXE Version 7 is finally here! I really did like reading this. Wow… That sucks my childhood favorite hero passes R.I.P ” There are no circumstances you can’t handle when you use your mind ” ~ Sonic Boom, ~Anime Maru about us page, revealing it’s all Satire, The fact that you keep replying to people with this implies that you really dont get the joke. Just look at the comics and video games, people! will he revive in another game? Frankly, I was shocked as I scrolled through the comments here , im literally crying and shaking right now this cant be real snoic rhe hefgegof would never die. Cuz u ain’t got no solid proof. Que cojones? Nothing on this site should be interpreted as factual nor as a claim to fact. I know it’s satire. Listen to the Hottest 100 on Saturday 23 January from midday (AEDT)! Content is not intended for readers under the age of 18. It’s called Asperger syndrome. I open my eyes and realize that his spirit had departed.”. Guys Everyone loved SEGA back then because they were once their own videogame company. A. Satire. I remember watching his trip in the ambulance on the news. Content is not intended for readers under the age of 18. Except those aren’t the same Mickeys. It was like a non-fiction article about a fictional character. Sonic's accomplishments are never framed as extraordinary or miraculous, and the radical-attitude personality isn't really apparent in his ch… Air blows on your face when Sonic farts. His final name (\"Infinite\") was intended to reference the nature of his ability.According to the producer of Sonic Forces, Shun Nakamura, Infinite was created with an impressive and strong presence in mind since he would be accompanied by old bosses in Sonic Forces. shadowxcreamftw yeah amy's imagination on sonic x episode 9 not real and sonic's not dead he's alive and well right now. It’s an allegory. Use your spare time for something that’s actually useful. Stay tuned. I’m pretty sure Sonic lost the will to live when he saw what his live action counter part was going to look like. Emperor Metallix - De-activated by Sonic along with all of his followers. That was an interesting read. This update brings a variety of graphical improvements, audio improvements, no less a few 'not-so-little' updates to the game world. The life support was prolonging his pain after a few hours of trying to stabilize him. Due to health complications, Sonic was hospitalized following the release of Sonic … Either commit to being a full-blown Sonic the Hedgehog movie that appeals solely to core fans, respecting the lore and potentially alienating a mainstream audience thus making little money OR go for the self-aware, adult-aimed crowd pleaser approach that pisses off Sonic stans BUT potentially appeals to a wider audience that only vaguely remembers who Sonic is. First of all, fictional characters can die, so it’s not like Sonic isn’t going to pass away eventually sometime in his future. Content is not reflective of opinions held by the staff of Anime Maru. I shouldn’t have to explain this. Nothing on this site should be interpreted as factual nor as a claim to fact. ... Raza was betrayed by Obadiah Stane, who paralyzed him with a Sonic Taser before his … Just bad game after bad game for years and years. I know I’ve been throwing this around but not enough people read it. This movie is your ship and you are its captain! Have some backbone, bro. He’s a video game character how could this happens can someone explain, It’s a retrospective about how the sonic games have been failing over the years and have lost their special touch. For the first time in my life, I’m at a loss for words. The backlash was so strong that director Jeff Fowler took to Twitter to announce a complete redesign. People tend to let go of things when they don't work anymore, but for some reason SEGA is keep releasing new Sonic game. In a document hidden so far inside of a zip file that I had to Google how to access it was a list of paid talent by the Sonic Corporation. Wow… That broke my heart I’ve been a fan of sonic since i was 7 years old I’m 25 now… Jeez that sucks R.I.P ” there are no circumstances that you can’t handle when you use your mind ” ~ Sonic Boom! “I was playing the Genesis. “Ok, for liability reasons, I have to come clean. “Ok, for liability reasons, I have to come clean. The health of the Sonic brand was symbolized by Sonic’s actual health. P.S. Sonic The Hedgehog (2020), the cinematic experience, can best be described as ‘definitely a movie that people made’. They don’t. Please retake an English Literature class again and refresh yourself on the words ‘satire’ and ‘allegory’. Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. To anyone wondering, this is clearly a joke article. He was 27 years old. For clothes, she wore a dark blue top with short puffy sleeves and light blue endings, a light blue dress, and slipper-like cobalt shoes wit… just wanted to know if eggman is really dead or did he revive somehow? I was bit sad cuz i love sonic the hedgehog alot once before when i was a child i love watching him in the SEGA game but.. is it really true that he really died? You spent so long convincing not only yourself but your entire crew that this was how Sonic needed to come to life! About damn time too. It’s not so much who Sonic is, but more what he does which exemplifies his being. But, there’s something also kind of magnetically chaotic enough to keep you interested and view it more as a ‘I can’t believe this thing exists’ than ‘cinema’. Maybe this means Sega can move on and try to make something good. Anime Maru is not real. People are starting to say that Sonic the Fighters, simplistic as even that game is, is the better of the two official Sonic fighters. In forgoing the ‘easy route’, they created a Sonic that even the most supportive of mothers would best describe as: “...interesting”. is a 3-part Decap Attack story that began in Issue 97 of Sonic the Comic. Not at all! SEGA is currently working on a new Sonic game set to announce later this year. Commander Brutus - Destroyed by Robotnik. Absolutely not! Also the kids in 2015 won't be very interested in Sonic, because they probably wouldn't have played the good 2D games. Every (Really) Dead Marvel Movie Character, From Iron Man 1 to Endgame. Despite rigorous medical treatment and Sega’s best efforts, Sonic did not recover. Sonic the Hedgehog Dies During Risky Life-Extending Surgery, Latest D4DJ Nightcore Group Just Sped up Versions of Prior Songs, Average Millennial Spider Cannot Afford Own Web, Twitch Replaces PogChamp Emote with BTS Variants, ‘Roblox’ Latest Online Community to Ban Trump’s Account, Virtual Mukbang YouTuber Livestreams Mental Breakdown to Viewers. His nature likewise inspired the staff to elaborate on his origin story. And that’s ok. shadowxcreamftw i watched all the sonic x episodes btw. This. Yo, I just got back from the sega of america site, checkint out their BBS, but its rumored that the last Sonic game will come out in 2007 . Sonic The Hedgehog is dead. Yes, the system is bad, good iceing doesnt make a bad cake good. this is a fictional character, he can’t be killed unless it’s a part of a story. its time for celebration! THIS CAN’T BE TRUE HE BE WITH ME AND I AM WITH HIM EVER 2000. Here is a list of things Sonic does which define his character: Sonic’s impressive ability to annoy isn't at all Schwartz’ fault, but rather the character of Sonic himself. His only options were to cut off life support or to undergo a risky procedure that could grant him several more years to live. Content is not reflective of opinions held by the staff of Anime Maru. Sonic Reborn, Sonic is like rock and roll HE CAN NEVER DIE Sonic shall be Reborn, Sonic is like rock and roll HE CAN NEVER DIE Sonic shall be Reborn. When my mother and I first saw Martin Scorsese's Bringing Out the Dead in theatres in 1999, neither of us particularly cared for it. This is obviously a joke everyone why do you think sonic would die is a video game character Mickey Mouse’s literally 90 years old and he’s not dead he’s done so much that could kill him but he’s not dead he is still Living to 90 so if course Sonic is not dead this is a neat story but Sonic is not dead. In Sonic Boom, I think the Episode 'Next Top Villain' At … The Sonic that's implied through advertisements and the external framing that includes Naka's letter, doesn't reflect how Sonic is shown in the games themselves, where his action and presentation is quite modest. We have discovered that the guys from Sonic’s commercials have been dead since 2007 and a series of robots have taken their place over the last 11 years. I think about him every day. I miss ugly Sonic. Stand by your ugly vision, man! It hasn’t left my brain for the last 72 hours. Due to health complications, Sonic was hospitalized following the release of Sonic Forces in late 2017. Back in 2004, I wonder whether Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, and Nick Frost felt lucky to just get a movie they wanted to do MADE, let alone be embraced by as broad an audience as they found with Shaun of the Dead. Fast forward to the February 2020 release of the film: Sonic’s look is adjusted to actually look like Sonic (bombshell). It just blows my mind that people would be so stupid enough to believe this, trust me, just by everybody’s stupid comment they make just wanna make you wanna punch them right in the face! (Worth noting: that price is higher if you see it in 4DX. Content is not intended for readers under the age of 18. Your information is handled in accordance with the ABC Privacy Collection Statement. Others shared similar sentiments, relating to fond memories of Sonic during their youth. He knew exactly what direction his career was going. ... Sonic’s look is adjusted to actually look like Sonic (bombshell). It made my day; admiring how close to sounding non-fiction this was, how crative this article is. Sonic didn’t need to have been made, especially in 2020. Ogilvie ”Sonic” Maurice (1991-2019). In conclusion, Anime Maru is fake anime news. SEGA used to be fun back in the 90's when they were rivaling Nintendo back then. Sometimes he dances. After his convulsions, his vitals dropped and we HAD to pull the plug. “It’s sad to see him go, but we all knew he didn’t have much time left”, said Fred Berg, a fan of Sonic since childhood. I’ve never seen so much press swarm the place. It did happen. The only character possessing a semblance of depth, is Sonic’s nemesis. I’m so confused right now. Content is not reflective of opinions held by the staff of Anime Maru. Super Sonic - Died in last issue defeated by Pyjamas; Silver Sonic - Head kicked off by Sonic (Issue #6) Original Metallix - Written out of existence by Sonic. 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